Apple Launches New $5k kitchen appliance

Apple’s legendary line of overpriced underwhelming products is getting a new addition soon. The new Apple icheese was announced during a major press conference and features up to 96 grate holes for slicing cheese. The new appliance reportedly only slices cheddar cheese though and new types of cheese won’t be compatible until the $7k icheese plus comes out. Android is still silent on the matter.

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