Amazon Tried To Sell A New Ozone Layer For Earth

Reports are developing that Amazon.com listed an item believed to be a new atmosphere. According to reports, the “Amazon Basics Ozone” was listed on the site for around $47.99 and $39.99 for Amazon Prime members.

The controversial ad was taken down after outrage erupted between people who don’t believe there is anything wrong with the current Ozone layer. ” Co2 is GOOD for the sky!” A Facebook commenter said. Another commenter said ” Hell yeah! Two days from now all you libtard cunts will taste that new ozone smell!”

A representative to Jeff Bezos returned our request for comment and said ” The ozone layer can’t be replaced? Watch me buy one bitches!”

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